? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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