I want to stick my p in your. b.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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