There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dignity is for republicans.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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