I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we made out on top of his cat.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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