he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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