"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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