her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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