She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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