Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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my shit smells like andre
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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