school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I lost the right to judge tonight
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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