So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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