No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
MIDGETS
????
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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