Don't you send me to vm
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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