The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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