I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She announced her abortion via fbk
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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