I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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