I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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