Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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