She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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