Don't you send me to vm
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
