they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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