ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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