Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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