i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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