Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i out mim tonsoeep
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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