We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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