idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
