We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Help me help you realize you are a moron
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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