one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
