Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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