i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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