Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
operation harelip BJ is a go
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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