yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She told me I should be a condom model.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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