adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Randomize
