Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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