If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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