He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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