i just google imaged poop.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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