I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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