just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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