I faked an abortion last night.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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