It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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