Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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