I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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