I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
