you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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