He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
it glows. i had to have it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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