Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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