Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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