there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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