let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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