She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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