We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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