If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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