i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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