and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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